Well, I needn't have worried...J saw the joke straight away, doh. So it's off to the framer's for Big Girl Panties, though I will probably hang on a couple of weeks to get Purple completed (and save up the money *sigh*). I have a number of other things to frame at the same time, not least K's birth sampler and the Little Miss nameplate for her door.
Here's the birth sampler. It was HORRIBLE - far too many shades of yellow on 16ct cream Aida, the pattern was dire and I HATE Anchor threads. Much prefer DMC, they just seem to tangle far less.